The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
“Last night I got a text from a guy in my parent’s church who I haven’t spoken to in four years. Apparently he’s been thinking about my hell-bound soul, though. I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I enjoyed sending him these texts.”
R:Steven, wondering if there has ever been a human endeavor the didn’t cause suffering and pain.
S:I’m wondering if there’s ever been a “divine” endevour that hasn’t had just that result. Have you read the Bible?
R:Haven’t you read He is Lord of lords? If a lord is out of control, isn’t the Lord who is over him do with his subjects as He wants?
S:That doesn’t even make sense. I have no response for nonsense.
R:The highest enjoyment is to enjoy Christ. Anyone who enjoys anything else is shortchanging themselves.
S:Really?! You should give heroin a try.
R:Haven’t you read, Whoever destroys the temple of God, God will destroy him?
S:Rick. Why are you still contacting me? I don’t think we have anything to say to each other. Btw, I don’t do heroin, but I do think you should give it a shot.
R:You receive Christ, He receives you. You reject Christ, He rejects you. Free will to choose.
S:How exactly do you receive a made up being? Find some other “project” to work on.
R:Who can prove there is no God? You?
S:I don’t have to prove a negative. The burden of proof lays on you.
R:The Bible says the fool has said in his heart there is no God.
S:Gandolf says I need to throw the ring into the fires of mordor but that doesn’t make me a hobbit.
(Thanks Stephen)
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
